Bush and bin Laden sibling are 'blood brothers'
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Bush and bin Laden sibling are 'blood brothers'June 06, 2005 00:00
A new, unauthorized biography of the Bush family by an unnamed close confidant disclosed startling details of the ties between the Bush family and the bin Laden family. The book details the current President's relationship with one of the middle bin Laden siblings, Ubomba bin Laden, elder brother to the wanted Osama. The President, then called Georgey, would dress up in cowboy and Indian attire with Ubomba and walk around calling the Saudi 'Tonto' while demanding to be called the 'Lone Ranger.' Reported in the book, on one occasion, Georgey stole a knife from his dad's hunting kit and both boys cut their palms and shook hands, bonding in a 'blood sharing ceremony.' The book reports that there is no truth to the rumor that the future President faked cutting his palm and used ketchup instead. Some mystery surrounds the relationship between Ubomba and Neil Bush, who share the same birthday. To this day, George W. will occasionally refer to Neil as Tonto. The book is published by Two Steps Left publishing and will be released on June 31, 2005.
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