Bush Urges World to Crack Down on Terror, Apathy, and other Useless Emotions
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Bush Urges World to Crack Down on Terror, Apathy, and other Useless EmotionsSeptember 18, 2005 00:00
President Bush, in a rambling speech before assembled leaders at the UN World Summit, urged his skeptical peers to rid the planet of terror, apathy, consternation, and other 'useless' emotions. 'Who needs apathy?' Bush asked. He continued, 'What about that annoying feeling you have after you wet the bed? Who needs it? As world leaders, we need to work hard to put a stop to all these useless feelings. No one needs these feelings. Feelings... feel... well... they get in the way. They stop us from doing hard work. And there are a lot of people who need to do hard work. It's hard work to fight these emotions. Take boredom. Who needs that? Now... don't get me wrong... when I'm listenin' to the preacher during the weekly service I need to feel something, but hell, check out the choir girls, do something else to fight boredom!'
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