Powell secret author of 'Dummies Guide to Invading the Middle East'
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Powell secret author of 'Dummies Guide to Invading the Middle East'October 11, 2005 00:00
Former US Secretary of State and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Colin Powell, has been revealed to be the author of a new best selling how-to guide named 'Dummies Guide to Invading the Middle East.' A sampling of the chapter titles includes: 'Mullahs Love Missles', 'Body Armor, It Protects', 'Don't Listen to Halliburton', 'Jesus has Left the Region', and much more. The book has been seen in the hands of pols ranging from Bill Frist to the Arnold. It's reported that one frayed copy was found in the Oval Office, but that copy was attributed to an illegal immigrant working on the White House janitorial staff. We can only hope that White House janitors don't lust for oil.
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