Bush: I'm the Decision Maker and We're Turning Right

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  Bush: I'm the Decision Maker and We're Turning RightApril 27, 2006 03:45 Inside sources report that president Bush and wife, Laura, experienced a domestic dispute while driving a golf cart around the exclusive Bonehead Country Club in Bonehead, TX. The pair had been having a pleasant day of golf until the decision to cross a small bridge or continue on the paved pathway came up, with Laura insisting that the bridge was impassable. The president, tired of having Democrats and women -- especially women Democrats -- question his presidential authority, asserted himself.

"Now, Laura," said the president, "I'm the man. I'm the decision maker. Right now I say we're turning right and going over the darned bridge!"

The president promptly turned the wheel of the golf cart hard to the right, missed the bridge, hitting a small curb, and launched the first lady over the front of the cart and into a small, guano-filled stream.

The first lady could be heard spluttering and cursing, declaring "I just decided that your poll numbers are going even lower, Mr. President!"


posted by MgEd